12-14-2015
I always end my stories of Motorcycle
'derring do' with the phrase “always seek the adventure.” Maybe
this will help some folks to understand better the wildly exciting and event
filled motorcycle lifestyle.
Today I was tinkering with a small
project or two and realized that I needed a couple of things from the
store. As none of it was all that pressing I put everything on hold
and jumped on the bike for the short ride to town. Normally this is a
quick ride, only seven miles, and I'm usually there way before I want
to be. Today would be an exception as an unruly herd goats had other
plans. I don't have goats. Haven't owned any since I was a teenager
and then my dad actually owned them. I was just lucky enough to get
to (try) keep up with them. So I have a certain understanding of
what happened today. Goats are just prone to “go.” Destination is
not a part of thing for a goat. Going is.
At about the halfway point in my ride
I saw a small group of deer in the road ahead of me. Deer are
everywhere down here so it wasn't anything to get all worked up over,
I could see them. They just looked like they were trying to cross the
road, not ambush a lowly biker. Rolling up on them I saw it was
actually goats. A lot of goats! From the distance there didn't look
like that many. Someones herd was lose.
The problem with goats is the way
they see things. “Their in charge.” Coming to a stop the whole
herd just massed up in the middle of the road and stood still.
Drivers behind them finally started honking and flashing their head
lights to try and get them to move. I honked my weak bike horn as
well, no luck. These critters were staying put. After about five
minutes I began to see this whole thing as funny, The other drivers,
not so much.
After about 10 minutes of this little
stand off one of the car drivers got out and tried to run em off the
road. All he succeeded in doing was milling them around a bit. For
whatever reason this bunch of unreconstructed goats were happy in the
middle of the road. Now I know having grown up with all kinds of
livestock that any of us could have just inched along and they would
have moved. The car drivers evidently didn't know this and I thought
the whole thing so funny I just wouldn't have missed it for anything.
Finally, one of the car drivers came
running up to the others and they all listen to what he had to say as
if it was a matter life and death. After they spoke one of them
holler at me and said “ just sit tight, everything would be all
over in a few minutes, we've called Animal Control.”
I almost
cracked up in his face when he told me this. Sure enough in a few
minutes, with red and blue lights flashing, Animal Control arrived on
the scene.
The Officer got out of his truck,
checked his gig line, and proceeded over with a very pronounced manly
swagger to deal with the problem. After a good five minutes of
getting the herd to mill around again I could see in the Officers, a
very young looking fellow, face he was lost. It finally got the
better of me and I motioned the Cop over and explained that if he'd
take his truck and slowly drive through the herd they would break up
and it would all be over. He though about it for a second then got in
his truck and pulled out. Little by little it pushed them off the
road and they decided to go some place else. Goats are like that.
They can tell when they aren't wanted.
After the crisis was dealt with the
cop ask me how come I didn't drive into the herd and break things up?
I couldn't resist and said “and miss the show these “adults”
put on, up to and including calling you.” “Besides, I'm on a
motorcycle.” After a couple seconds he laughed in spite of himself. My short trip to town had about an hour added to it. Got witness first hand how some folks in the city operate and I got to meet the local Constable. Not bad at all.
"always seek the adventure”